The E Files
Classic

(re-creations of articles originally posted in 2006-7)

Did Michael Hutchence (INXS) really die while "boxing the clown"?
The Man With 3 Brains
For Men Only - "Ball Talk"
Now the opposite: Ball-LESS Talk!
Firearm Safety 101
What may REALLY happen to you after you die.
Coffee, Tea, or ??? (The sad state of complimentary in-flight beverages)
Need an idea for your Winter holiday? How 'bout "Shaggin' in Singapore?"
For you hockey fans - Don't "Bogart" that Whopper!"
The 'Un-Happy Meal' Surprise Toy
She was reported missing, but she never left home...
Power tool safety lesson
The E-Files” way of bringing holiday cheer
Waiter, I’ll have that with a side of Penicillin…
Hey, that’s not Mistletoe!...
You better watch out...Santa's behind the wheel again! Also, "So You Think Your Job Bites?"
Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of Fire!
I thought women didn't do this...
Guys sometimes have difficulty providing proper 'Stocking Stuffers'...
Ladies, the Confessional is this way...
I got my buck, alright!
Ladies: Bet you never heard this excuse before...
Last minute gift idea for the man who THOUGHT he had everything...
This sure beats the hell out of watching Dick Clark on New Years Eve...
Advice for those of you who may "over-celebrate" Sunday Nite:
Ringing in the New Year - "The E-Files" Way:
When Death takes a holiday...
“The Extreme E-Files” Presents: Window Shoppers Gone Wild
"The Extreme E-Files" Presents: A new low in French cuisine
“The E-Files Lite” Presents” The Caddyshack Gopher’s Revenge
Arnold Layne had a strange hobby…
You saw it here first!
You can't beat fun at the old BMV...
“The E-Files – Urban Edition” Presents: Whazzup, Ho’s??
"The E-Files" Weekend Planner
New Feature: "The E-Files" meets “Animal Planet”
Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day in "E-Files Land", too...
Awww Mom! Leftovers again??
The "E-Files" VD (Valentine's Day) Festival - Part I: Apollo 13 meets Fatal Attraction
The "E-Files" VD (Valentine's Day) Festival - Part II: Mmmm-Wahhh!!
The "E-Files" VD (Valentine's Day) Festival - Part III: So Much For Subtlety...
The "E-Files" VD (Valentine's Day) Festival - Part IV: You Hold the Keys to My Heart...
The "E-Files" VD (Valentine's Day) Festival - Part V: Got plans guys? Forget about it!
The "E-Files" VD (Valentine's Day) Festival - Part VI: Closing Ceremonies
Yuk! That's just like kissing your sister...
"Am I Getting You Hot, Baby??"
Amused To Death
More Trouble in Candyland
OK, so which end goes in first?
Hair Today, Gone (to Jail) Tomorrow...
"The E-Files" tribute to "The War of The Roses"
These people must have something to hide...do YOU???
"The E-Files" New Feature: About Men's Health
“The E-Files” meets Law & Order: “More Jell-O, Dear?”
Tales From "The E-Files" Crypt Presents: Cold Cuts, Anyone?
Body Worlds 2: What I saw, and what you are missing…
The s*** has really been hitting the fan lately…
Whaddya think Ladies: About time? Or long overdue...
There’s more than corn in Holland…
Ladies beware! Us men may be ‘hiding’ something, too!