Well men, a more 'low-impact' solution is in sight, and all we have to do is look to our Japanese (and always innovative) brethren for a solution!
Yup, the girdle. They make 'em for us now, too! Of course, men have been wearing these for years in some circles…But we won't go there! I think they are really talking about something really intended for men in the first place. So now we can do what some women have been doing for years. Achieving a more slim look simply through a (under)garment item. Beats hours of crunches per week, in my opinion. Besides, now we get to see the looks on THEIR faces once they get to see the 'real' us! I might be tempted to jump on this bandwagon myself, but I am not the type to deceive in my appearance. What you see is what you get, ladies.
Now, if they can only come up with something to deal with our 'man-boobs'…"E"