The s*** has really been hitting the fan lately…
(Original post date – 19-May-07)
I'm going to have to run these stories under the 'caution flag'.
If you're eating right now, might want to wait. If your stomach
is a bit queasy, it may be better if you waited until you felt better
All right, you are still here. You have been WARNED!!
First, how about a little Musical Interlude...
Now, on to the news...
#1: My seventh-grade algebra teacher, if he caught you dozing off,
goofing around, or otherwise being disruptive, used to throw an eraser
at your head to get your attention. My, how times have
changed…Duck and Cover!!!
Item #2: I remember a rhyme from
my grade-school days that went something like this…
My baby fell out
of the window
You'd think that
her head would be split
Good thing luck
was wither her that morning,
She fell in a
barrel of shhh……..aving cream!
For those of you not good with metric
conversions, 20cm equals a bit less than 8 inches. That's a
lot of crap! No word if all the corn kernels added to the
cushioning effect, kind of like 'bubble-wrap'…
Enjoy your lunch!"E"