The s*** has really been hitting the fan lately…
(Original post date – 19-May-07)

 
I'm going to have to run these stories under the 'caution flag'.  If you're eating right now, might want to wait.  If your stomach is a bit queasy, it may be better if you waited until you felt better before continuing…
 
All right, you are still here.  You have been WARNED!!

First, how about a little Musical Interlude...

Now, on to the news...

Item #1: My seventh-grade algebra teacher, if he caught you dozing off, goofing around, or otherwise being disruptive, used to throw an eraser at your head to get your attention.  My, how times have changed…Duck and Cover!!!

Item #2: I remember a rhyme from my grade-school days that went something like this…

My baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
Good thing luck was wither her that morning,
She fell in a barrel of shhh……..aving cream!

It's not ALWAYS Shaving Cream...

For those of you not good with metric conversions, 20cm equals a bit less than 8 inches.  That's a lot of crap!  No word if all the corn kernels added to the cushioning effect, kind of like 'bubble-wrap'…

Enjoy your lunch!


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