Ladies: Put some real thought into getting something sexy from Victoria's Secret just to have him say "That's nice dear, take it off". Or worse, "While you're up, get me another beer. Halftime's almost over. And get your butt out the screen!"
Well, here's an idea that's sure to get the message across: Who Signed The Card???
I like the part about the 18 minute music CD. At least she'll have something to listen to for the 15 minutes afterwards while I'm downstairs making a sandwich...