The "E-Files" VD (Valentine' s Day) Festival - Part I: Apollo 13 meets Fatal Attraction
(Original post date – 06-Feb-07)

Cupid

Above picture: Cupid in sky, looking for Space Shuttle...

I couldn't let this one get by. I know it's been all over the news by now, but I had to take a 'shot' (heh-heh) at it too...

Crazy Little Thig Called Love...

Check out some of the articles in her property inventory: Wig, trench coat, dark glasses, pepper-spray, BB-gun, rubber tubing, latex gloves, and oh, almost forgot, diapers! If I didn't know any better, It sounds like she was planning on a date with ME!

It seems that Ms. Nowak wasn't ALWAYS crazy! She was (or still is?) married, too. And I thought MY 'ex' has issues! Check this out: Ground Control to Major Tom...

I like the title of the story about 'climbing through the hatch' the 'booby-hatch', that is! Does it make you wonder what's REALLY going on in the shuttles and the space station (especially with the Russians) that we are never told about? I know I sure have! Here's One Idea... and *In space, no one can hear you 'fake it'*. I'm old enough to remember when we looked up to astronauts as our heroes. Now they seem to be reduced to the kind of horn-dogs that we have all worked with that get caught shagging in the supply closet.

NASA and the whole Shuttle program have gotten a lot of bad press lately for reliability issues, and I guess they've kind of lowered their standards for pilots. Maybe no one's really 'beating down the door' for a chance to fly one of these prizes, either! Guess they'll take just about anyone these days...

Never mind the loose nuts ON the shuttle, I'm more concerned about the one INSIDE of it!

Almost forgot, one final word:

TANG!!!

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