Some men are just not good at providing proper ‘Stocking Stuffers”…
(Original post date – 10-Dec-06)

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...Especially when they try to 'stuff a stocking' that's just plain too big.

This one's been cropping up on all of my usual resources for days now, the story just won't go away.  I guess I have to put my two inches - I mean two CENTS in.  Let's hope this kills it as my psychiatrist is tired of hearing my pages.

Put a helmet on that soldier...

Shouldn't we be kind of congratulated when we buy, and of course, use these things in the first place?  Now we have to deal with this possible source of discouragement?  I for one absolutely refuse to ask if 'my size' is in stock.  Sometimes I've bought shirts they may be 'size-up', but I always seem to grow into them after a weekend of dining out.  I can't say this is true of all things, however.  Some women may be self-conscious about the size tag when they bring clothing purchases up to the cashier, but I guarantee you that is nothing compared to the embarrassment we could get when we plop a box of "Magnum's" on the counter, and the smart-aleck checkout girl says something like "Yeah, right' or 'In your dreams, needledick'.

"e"  Note the lowercase letter which only serves to emphasize the feelings of inadequacy I have all of a sudden...


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